☺ When Al Leong looks into a mirror, he sees Al Leong
☺ Al Leong invented the immune system in 1769
☺ Al Leong has no fear
☺ Al Leong has natural immunization against all disease
☺ Al Leong can survive up to 9 days underwater
☺ Al Leong has seen every movie exactly three times
☺ Al Leong can generate new lungs sporadically
☺ Al Leong invented sexual attraction
☺ Al Leong is registered as a deadly weapon
☺ The only one with power to match Al Leong, is Al Leong
☺ His middle name is 'Ka Bong'
☺ Al Leong is often credited for saving cinema
☺ Al Leong's penis is so big it requires aerial photography
☺ Al Leong turned down the role of president of earth
☺ Al Leong does not care about your bullshit
☺ Steven Spielberg learned everything from Al Leong
☺ Al Leong has won every oscar category 10 times
☺ Al Leong can spit venom up to 250 meters
☺ Al Leong says don't be foolish
☺ Al Leong designed the universe
☺ Al Leong reads MOЯDZIИE
☺ Al Leong is immortal
☺ Al Leong is not available as an NFT